Thursday, June 30, 2022

Tech: Early Access Roguelite Shoot-em-ups

After a long day at work, it can be nice to just sit back and obliterate a screenful of enemies with colorful explosions.  Today's PC games do exactly that:



Vampire Survivors

A tiny, retro-inspired, low-budget game developed by Luca Galante, Vampire Survivors became a viral hit this year and for good reason: you guide a little auto-attacking hero through hordes of monsters, and both your weapons and your foes become increasing ridiculous as time wears on. Level up enough, and you'll be lashing out flashing rainbows of destruction against oceans of skeletons, bats, and minotaurs - but, ironically and intentionally, no vampires.



Nova Drift

Nova Drift takes the gameplay conceit of Asteroids and infuses it with neon-colored chaos.  Your little ship slowly gains power as you survive enemy waves, and you buy new weapons, shields, armor, drones, and thrusters along upgrade paths that are almost entirely up to you. The thousands of ship builds you can create in this game are sometimes overpowered, but always hilarious.

Miscellany: I Think I'm Learning Vietnamese, Part 2 - Best Apps for Learning Vietnamese

I've been studying Vietnamese for over 2 months, and the bulk of my daily learning is done through mobile apps. But can these really teach you another language? Or are they just gamified gimmicks? Here are my impressions of the apps I've used:


Duolingo (about $80 per year for a premium subscription) - the 800-pound gorilla of language learning apps, Duolingo has a lot of things going for it. The app has a free ad-supported version, and it covers more languages than other programs. It also has a clean interface and the best gamification hooks around (there's a powerful compulsion to keep your daily "streak" alive and not get "demoted" from your current level, even though those concepts are totally arbitrary). 

On the downside, Duolingo's Vietnamese content is relatively sparse.  Most of the exercises are simple "choose-a-word" tests that don't really teach you much beyond vocabulary, and the lessons are devoid of actual instruction - you are left to figure out grammar rules yourself.  Finally, I haven't seen any pronunciation drills, short stories, or other activities as you might get with more common languages like Spanish.



LingoDeer (about $160 for lifetime subscription) - LingoDeer's Vietnamese program is very much like Duolingo's - cartoony graphics with a lot of word-choosing puzzles. The difference is that each unit has a "Tips" section that explains the grammar rules at work, like how to form questions and explanations for idiomatic expressions.  Unfortunately, for Vietnamese, the units only go up to the beginner level - there's no intermediate-level (CEFR Level B1) lessons.



Drops ($30 per year for Premium) - Drops is a simple but fun vocabulary program that mostly has you match foreign words with images.  The app doesn't use your L1 language to teach, except to verify the meaning of a word when it first "drops." It's a neat idea but the app makes no attempt to teach you grammar or sentence-forming. Given the limited scope, I think the premium version is overkill.  Just use the ad-supported version.



Mondly (about $90 for lifetime subscription) - If you're on a budget and need an app that does a little of everything, Mondly is a good choice.  There are a variety of word-construction quizzes and even some speaking drills, though the voice recognition can be wonky. The only problem is that it's a jack of all trades and a master of none - everything it does is accomplished better by one or more other apps.



Falou (about $45 per year for premium subscription) - This is by far the best app for speaking practice, short of going live with a native. Falou uses word-by-word voice recognition that's often smart enough to detect when you are messing up your pronunciation (Vietnamese is notoriously difficult due to its six tones). Every lesson is presented as a dialogue, covering common topics like talking about your family or hobbies. The major weakness is that there is little in the way of word recall or construction - you are just repeating what the app tells you to say.


Rosetta Stone (about $180 for lifetime subscription) - I'm old enough to remember those Rosetta Stone kiosks in the mall, and I tried out the modern-day app. Rosetta Stone uses absolutely none of your L1 language, and expects you to pick up grammar and even word meanings from images and sounds. While it's an intriguing premise, the app costs a huge chunk of coin for the lifetime subscription (and the free lessons are very limited), so I passed.


Transparent Language Online (about $250 per year for subscription) - My local library provides this app for free to patrons, and I think a lot of schools and other institutions do, too, which is probably why it costs so darn much otherwise. Transparent provides a huge variety of exercises, including nifty ones where you have to listen to the speaker and pick a response entirely aurally. However, a lot of the exercises are tedious spelling games, and the Vietnamese audio pronunciations provided by the program are clipped and low quality. I wouldn't pay any money for this, but I'm glad it's free.


Pimsleur (audiobooks - $85 for the whole course) - Pimsleur offers a single beginner's course in Vietnamese consisting of about 15 hours of audio-only instruction, with some reading practice at the end. The course uses spaced repetition and constant speak-and-repeat drilling - perfect for listening to in the car. The big downsides? It is non-interactive, the written portion is an afterthought, and you don't learn all that much even after 15 hours, since by design there is a lot of repetition.


Conclusion

So which of these would I recommend? Well, they all have their pros and cons, and if you're serious about learning a language, you should probably use a combination of these, along with good old-fashioned books...more on that next time.

Saturday, June 11, 2022

Movies: Horrow Widow Double Feature

It might be cliché, but there's no easier way to make the lead character in your horror movie vulnerable than having her husband killed off at the beginning of the movie. Today's post features two films that do just that.


Malignant

In Malignant, Madison (Annabelle Wallis) is stalked by an evil force that kills her abusive husband and her unborn baby. It just gets worse for her from there:


Malignant bombed at the box office, partly because of the pandemic, and partly because it is just plain weird. James Wan, flush from his success with entries in The Conjuring, Annabelle, and Aquaman franchises, swung for the fences with a mix of psychological horror and over-the-top giallo. I liked the third act surprise, but it is certainly not for everyone.

Rating: 6/10


The Night House

After her husband's suicide, a woman is haunted by an unseen presence in their isolated lake house.  Is it her husband talking with her from beyond the grave? Or something more sinister?


Acting can sometimes elevate a mediocre horror movie, and Rebecca Hall's excellent performance in The Night House does just that. She spends much of the movie petrified, of course, but also captures the grief and guilt of her widowed character. It's a shame the movie doesn't have the story or pacing to match Hall's talent - not much happens, and the plot hinges on (of all things) a truly groan-inducing ambiguity.  The dead shouldn't need a disambiguation page.

Rating: 7/10

Books: Fledgling

 


Sometimes it's more interesting to read a flawed book with weird ideas than a good one that puts you to sleep. That's what I thought about Fledgling, Octavia Butler's final novel and our book club's latest selection. It's about a little black girl who discovers she is a 53-year old genetically modified vampire...and the people who are out to kill her.

Fledgling is, truth be told, not very good. Butler herself did not like how it came out, but she was suffering from terrible writer's block when she wrote it and hadn't written a novel in years, so she accepted the story that came out. In many ways, Butler's struggles are similar to those of the book's protagonist, who suffers from amnesia and must re-learn the ways of her kind.  Fledgling is oddly paced and ends abruptly - Butler regrettably passed away months after it was published.

Miscellany: 2022 Weekend EDC


On the weekends, I can carry a lot more gear since I'm not wearing dress clothes, so my EDC setup gets pretty complex. Medical? Check. Less lethal? Check. Fire-starting? Check. 

For me, all this stuff mounts on a standard CCW belt and clips into a pair of non-cargo shorts, making it concealable under a T-shirt.  Your mileage may vary...

Top row, left to right (changes in bold):

SureFire Stiletto Pro flashlight - still my go-to flashlight. It's not a candela monster like the handheld lights from boutique manufacturers (I'm looking into getting a Cloud MCH), but it is relatively slim, has multiple brightness modes, and features a momentary-only max brightness tailcap button for defensive use.

SlimFold MICRO softshell wallet - starting to be too small for the amount of cash you need to carry in these inflationary times.

iPhone 7 smartphone - a relic that was released almost 6 years ago, but it still works okay.

Keychain with:

Wazoo Survival SOS Micro whistle - I've started carrying a keychain whistle, since you never know when you might need to signal other people. This model from Wazoo is cheaper than the titanium ones you see around the web but still fairly loud.

Victorinox Manager knife - this is basically a Rambler with a ballpoint pen instead of a toothpick. It allows me to forego the bulk of a separate keychain pen.

Skilhunt E3A flashlight - one of the smallest keychain lights around that uses a AAA battery.  Long-term durability is still a question mark, but this is only a backup flashlight, after all.

Maratac Split Pea (Gen 2) lighter - an easy source of fire, as well as a lighting tool of last resort. Because of the screw-top cover, the fluid in these things lasts for months without drying out. I might switch the lighter out for an Exotac nanoSTRIKER XL, which is a more durable firestarter but much less convenient if you don't have tinder or time to light it.

S&W Shield Plus 9mm in PHLster Skeleton holster - the original Shield was one of America's most popular pistols, and the Plus model gives you 10+1 rounds in almost exactly the same footprint. Full review is coming.


Bottom row, left to right:

POM pepper spray - still the easiest brand of OC to carry.

CAT (Gen 7) tourniquet in LTC Direct Action Tourniquet Holder - The CAT-7 is my favorite tourniquet, but it's bulky and tougher to carry than a SOF-T. The Live the Creed holder is a good minimalist solution - I rigged it to carry OWB by threading my belt through a Maxpedition polymer TacTie.

ShivWorks Clinch Pick knife - still the easiest small fixed blade knife to carry

Casio G-Shock watch - same watch as always. Tough as nails with tons of features, including a compass.