Miscellany: Microtech Combat Troodon Gen III review
Like many knife companies, Microtech constantly updates its product lineup, and in recent years it has introduced "Gen III" versions of its flagship automatic, the Combat Troodon:
If you have any complaints which you'd like to make, I'd be more than happy to send you the appropriate forms.
Like many knife companies, Microtech constantly updates its product lineup, and in recent years it has introduced "Gen III" versions of its flagship automatic, the Combat Troodon:
I'm not sure if D-Dey Response Group is still offering Tactical Combat Casualty Care (or if they are even still offering classes in Florida, period), but I definitely learned a lot when I took TCCC in August 2022 with instructor Dan Hudnet.
Malerman gives himself a very tough assignment in Incidents Around the House: the entire story is told from the first-person perspective of an 8-year old girl named Bela, as she and her family are haunted by a mysterious entity. Malerman's perspective experiment has problems (Bela's voice sometimes feels younger or older than she is, and her parents inexplicably start monologuing to her whenever they think she is asleep), but it's certainly the most clever thing about the book, which is otherwise a prototypical haunted house/boogeyman tale.
There are some great jump scares, and Michigan is always a creepy place to be followed by a supernatural entity, but the book is about 100 pages too long. By the third or fourth time Bela's family flees to a place of seeming safety, only to be scared away by some horrible incident, you'll start hoping the entity just finishes the job so you can read something else. I hope that the upcoming film adaptation Other Mommy cuts some of the narrative fat out.
Spooky Season seems to come around sooner and sooner each year, and I am leaning into the madness with a series of Halloween-themed blog posts well in advance of the big night.
In the run-up to Halloween Horror Nights, I decided to bone up on the media that the HHN houses were based on: I listened to some Ozzy Osbourne, watched Evil Dead Burn, and rewatched the first three Hellraiser movies (sorta - the third one wasn't readily available and isn't very good, see below)...
Hellraiser
Hellraiser's creator, Clive Barker, is one of the greatest horror writers of all time, and he also did a fine job directing the first entry in the long-running series:
Coming in at a lean 93 minutes, Hellraiser is the most focused and grounded of the movies. The plot centers around the Cotton family, including the perverted Frank, his wicked sister-in-law/lover Julia, and the final girl, Kirsty. While the film has a pretty loose plot, its visual design, especially that of the Cenobites, holds up well - even in a sea of '80s slasher villains, the iconic Hell Priest (a/k/a "Pinhead," a nickname Barker hates) stands out, although the real monsters of the story are the black-hearted human antagonists.
Rating: 8/10
Hellbound: Hellraiser II
The first sequel, and the last "good" Hellraiser movie, has a lot of similarities with A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors: a mental hospital setting, expanded lore, and a new deuteragonist that the original final girl assists.
The plot (never a strong point in the Hellraiser series) gets even messier here. The second half of the movie sees the characters wander a dreamlike maze featuring all manner of barely connected vignettes, including a brief battle between the Cenobites and the true villain of the movie. The oddity wears a little thin after awhile, but if you want strange, unforgettable images, Hellrasier II delivers.
Rating: 7/10
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
This is the first of the movies filmed outside the UK, and it waters down the concept into something almost unrecognizable. I guess the mandate was to turn Pinhead into the next Jason or Freddy, because in this one, he starts to murder people indiscriminately. Combine that with more comic creature design (the infamous CD Cenobite) and you have the beginning of a long, slow decline in quality.
Rating: 5/10
In Gut, Dr. Giulia Enders takes the reader on a whimsical tour of the human digestive system, all the way from stem to (ahem) stern. The original German title of the book was Darm mit Charme ("Charming Bowles"), and "charming" is a fitting adjective for the childlike fascination Dr. Enders brings to parts of the body that are usually unmentionable in polite conversation. Combine the playful prose with cartoonish illustrations by Dr. Enders's sister, and even gross topics like fecal transplants and gut microbiota become fun.
You can get a sense of what the book covers from this TED talk Dr. Enders delivered back in 2017:
I know I said I love you, I know you know it's true
I've got to put the phone down and do what we got to do
One's standing in the aisleway, two more at the door
We've got to get inside there before they kill some more
Time is running out
Let's roll
Time is running out
Let's roll
Dolly Parton's death last week fittingly set off a wave of memorials and tributes, but while she was world famous for her outsized personal style and Appalachian philanthropy, her musical talent remains her greatest legacy. Dolly's stellar songwriting and bright warbling soprano meant that in her decades-long career, it seemed like every musician in America worked with her at one point or another.
Dolly's last full-length studio album, "Rockstar," featured collaborations with some great musicians, including Sting, Peter Frampton, Elton John, and the surviving two members of the Beatles for her wistful cover of "Let It Be":