An Early All Hallows' Eve Extravaganza - The Haunted Looking Glass

I'm celebrating Halloween a little earlier than usual this year, due to a few weeks of planned travel. Still, in true Shangrila Towers tradition, we're going to feature the best the spooky season has to offer. Tonight we'll look at a collection of supernatural stories that I read on my vacation.

If you're a bookworm visiting downtown Charleston, West Virginia, you should check out Taylor Books, a cool independent bookstore with loads of unique and local titles to peruse. I was particularly impressed by the store's dedicated rack of New York Review Books. NYRB publishes eclectic and lesser-known titles from authors old and new, and they're not afraid to publish horror and fantasy.

On the rack, I found The Haunted Looking Glass, an anthology of ghost stories from a murderer's row of 19th and 20th century writers, including Charles Dickens, Robert Louis Stevenson, and Bram Stoker. Each of the stories was selected by artist Edward Gorey and given creepy new frontispieces. Most of these tales are a century or older at this point, but they still hold up, and in some ways are a refreshing break from today's horror.

Miscellany: Country Roads EDC

I normally don't take much with me when I'm flying, but I made an exception for my West Virginia vacation. I'd be taking the back roads and ranging the byways of the Mountain State for a week with my friends, and it wouldn't be prudent not to be armed. So, I bit the bullet, paid the fee for a checked-in bag ($30 each way), and toted in a whole bunch of hardware (in full compliance with state laws and TSA regulations, natch).

From left to right:

• Fallout Vault Boy Funko Pop! (#53) - The whole trip was inspired by Fallout 76, which is set in a post-apocalyptic version of West Virginia, so we used this as a prop for our photos.  Bringing the Vault Boy out served as an instant icebreaker and conversation starter. While most of the time you want to blend in when traveling, sometimes it can be advantageous to be recognized as a tourist...we fell in with an impromptu meetup of Fallout fans at the Flatwoods Monster Museum, and we later got interviewed by a TV news station in front of the Kenova Pumpkin House.
• SlimFold MICRO softshell wallet
• SIG P365 in PHLster Skeleton AIWB holster, loaded with Federal HST 124 gr. 9mm - If the assignment is to pack the most firepower in the smallest package, the SIG P365 is ideal. I'm not sure if a gun this common merits a full review here at Shangrila Towers, but from my experience, this is one of the best subcompacts on the market.
• SOFT tourniquet (in PHLster Flatpack tourniquet carrier)
• Keys (with Wazoo Survival SOS Micro whistle, Maratac AAA flashlight, Leatherman Style PS, and Maratac Split Pea lighter) - All of this gear is TSA-approved for carry on (the Leatherman does not have a knife blade)
• Casio G-Shock watch
• ESEE-4 - As a "just in case" item, I toted the ESEE-4 knife. It concealed surprisingly well in an OWB sheathe, and I trust it since I used it hard in a wilderness survival course.
• Shivworks Clinch Pick
• SureFire Stiletto Pro

By the way, West Virginia itself is a fine place to visit.  Fresh air, friendly people, and plenty of country roads...

An Early All Hallows' Eve Extravaganza - Barbarian

I'm celebrating Halloween a little earlier than usual this year, due to a few weeks of planned travel. Still, in true Shangrila Towers tradition, we're going to feature the best the spooky season has to offer. Tonight let's talk about the sleeper hit horror movie of the year, Barbarian.

Barbarian is one of those flicks that relies heavily on narrative twists, so describing anything more than the first 10 minutes spoils the fun. Suffice it to say that the movie follows a young woman who is double-booked at an Airbnb with a stranger; against her better judgment, she decides to stay the night:

My friends and I often joke that horror movies would be shorter if we were in them, as the most obvious solutions to the problem ("Don't trust him!", "Don't go into the basement!") would cut the story off quickly. Barbarian suffers from that problem in spades. The film is well-acted (Bill Skarsgård would make a great Norman Bates) and well-made (the throbbing score is as good as anything this side of Carpenter), but writer-director Zach Cregger doesn't bother to lampshade obvious plotholes and bonehead decisions. It's a tense ride, but one that regrettably doesn't stand up to closer scrutiny.

Rating: 6/10

Miscellany: Condition White EDC, 2022 update

 

I'm behind locked doors in the office this weekend, but I still like to keep the basics onhand.  From left to right:

• Keys (with Wazoo Survival SOS Micro whistle, Maratac AAA flashlight, Victorinox Manager, and Maratac Split Pea lighter)
• SlimFold MICRO softshell wallet
• POM pepper spray
• S&W 642 Performance Center (in 1st gen PHLster City Special holster)
• SureFire Stiletto Pro flashlight
• iPhone SE (3rd gen)
• SOFT tourniquet (in PHLster Flatpack tourniquet carrier)
• Casio G-Shock watch

An Early All Hallows' Eve Extravaganza - It Came from the Desert! Vol. 1

I'm celebrating Halloween a little earlier than usual this year, due to a few weeks of planned travel. Still, in true Shangrila Towers tradition, we're going to feature the best the spooky season has to offer. Let's look at the latest additions to my Spotify Halloween playlist, "Mulliga's Halloween Horrorfest."

"All Hallows Eve" by Type O Negative

This is a heavy gothic metal jammer that closes Type O Negative's fifth album, "World Coming Down" (well, aside from a cover medley of Beatles songs). The album was reportedly written during a particularly dark period in frontman Peter Steele's life when some of his family members passed away, so the song's bleak subject matter is unsurprising (a depressed man makes a pact with Satan to bring back his dead love).

"Nosferatu" by Blue Öyster Cult

"Don't Fear the Reaper" is the Blue Öyster Cult song most people put on their Halloween playlists, but as much as I like cowbells, this track fits the season a whole lot better - dark echoing production, and a story inspired by Bram Stoker's Dracula. 

"Hocus Pocus Voo Doo" by Big Bob Kornegay

I discovered this one from the soundtrack of the recently-released Hocus Pocus 2, the sequel to the Disney cult classic. The song's title is obviously perfect for the movie and the season, but even more intriguing is the artist - Big Bob Kornegay, a little-known blues and doo wop singer sometimes called "the Mystery Man of R&B."

"They Are the Munsters" by Rob Zombie

Rob Zombie's remake of The Munsters has gotten mixed reviews (I loved the show as a kid and thought his version was absolutely terrible), but at least we got a good soundtrack out of it, including this midtempo number done up novelty-Halloween-song-style.

"The Demon," by Fever Dog

I found this one from a great new compilation album, It Came From the Desert!, Vol. 1, which collects Halloween-themed tracks from Coachella Valley artists. It comes from glam rock band Fever Dog, and if you're either (a) old enough to have lived through 60's and 70's bands like Led Zeppelin or (b) old enough to have lived through the turn-of-the-millennium 60's and 70's nostalgia wave that brought us Almost Famous (and the song by fictional band Stillwater that Fever Dog is named after), you'll probably like this one.

TV: Cyberpunk: Edgerunners

I'm not breaking any new ground when I say that the December 2020 launch of CD Projekt Red's Cyberpunk 2077 was an unmitigated disaster.  The game was buggy, unfinished, and in some cases unplayable, all in spite of the brutal year-plus crunch period the studio higher-ups demanded. But as surprisingly bad as Cyberpunk 2077 was, it did spawn a surprisingly good anime, Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, now streaming on Netflix:

Edgerunners follows David, a "street kid" struggling to survive in a megacorporation-dominated metropolis called Night City.  After an accident causes him to drop out of school, he throws in with a crew of "edgerunners" - mercenaries who take on outrageously dangerous jobs for the corporations for equally outrageous pay. But as David rises through the ranks of this dystopia, will he lose his friends? Will he lose himself?

Edgerunners was produced by Studio Trigger (Little Witch Academia), and it features beautiful, sometimes-chaotic animation and a dazzling score. The series has a melancholy tone reminiscent of anime like Cowboy Bebop - a tragic revenge tale with a bad end that you (and the characters) can see coming a mile away. The excellent ending credits theme, "Let You Down" by Dawid Podsiadło, pretty well captures the tone of the series:

An Early All Hallows' Eve Extravaganza - Halloween Horror Nights 31

I'm celebrating Halloween a little earlier than usual this year, due to a few weeks of planned travel. Still, in true Shangrila Towers tradition, we're going to feature the best the spooky season has to offer. Today's post is about this year's iteration of Universal Studios Florida's annual "Halloween Horror Nights" event...

Much like Christmas, the commercial powers-that-be have pushed Halloween earlier and earlier. That's why it wasn't terribly surprising to see HHN starting on frickin' Labor Day weekend this year. Knowing that my buddies like to go on opening night, I grabbed a $130 "Rush of Fear" pass and joined them.  Here are my impressions of each of the houses, in no particular order:

The Weeknd: After Hours Nightmare - This was an unabashedly weird collaboration. While The Weeknd's music videos certainly have their fair share of surreal and disturbing images, you don't associate him with horror the same way you do with, say, Alice Cooper. That said, the house was creative, featuring twisted versions of cuts from the titular hit album (which you are almost guaranteed to hear in its entirety in the queue, thanks to the usually lengthy wait times).

Halloween - HHN has done a Halloween house before, of course, but going back to the well was mandatory due to the upcoming release of Halloween Ends (I half expect the park to hawk Peacock streaming memberships in the gift shop). This one follows the plot of the original movie beat for beat, and stays true to the silent nature of Michael Myers/The Shape. It's well-crafted, but there aren't too many surprises.

The Horrors of Blumhouse - This house combines scenes from two recent movies - Freaky and The Black Phone. It's a strange mix, since the former is a horror/comedy and the latter is more of a thriller/coming-of-age story than a horror flick. If you've seen the films, the scenes are fairly recognizable, but neither setting has the strong sense of place necessary for a great HHN house (compare this to The Shining, one of my all-time favorites).

Universal Monsters: Legends Collide - Despite the abject failure of the "Dark Universe," the Universal Classic Monsters are still some of the most iconic fiends in film history, so they always get a house at HHN. This year's installment is about a clash between Dracula, Wolfman, and the Mummy (who has home court advantage due to the house being set in an ancient Egyptian pyramid). It's not a bad idea, and it makes for a pretty enjoyable time.

Spirits of the Coven - A coven of witches beguiles and murders customers at a speakeasy in the Roaring Twenties. I recognized a bunch of props from past 1920s-era houses, and the theming wasn't the strongest, so this house was just okay.

Bugs: Eaten Alive - In the home of the future, pests are exterminated automatically by science - until something goes terribly wrong. For persons with a specific phobia, this will be the scariest house, as it features a metric truckload of fake plastic insects, but I thought they underused the '50s theme.

Fiesta de Chupacabras - I've noticed a concerted effort to include Day of the Dead theming at HHN in recent years, which makes a ton of sense. This is probably the best attempt to date, with bona fide animatronic chupacabras and lots of Spanish language menace ("Necessitamos tu sangre!").

Hellblock Horror - Easily the weakest house this year, with a muddled theme that my friends and I couldn't really understand. A bunch of monsters (or is it aliens?) attack a prison (or did they mutate from human prisoners?), and massacre the guards.

Dead Man’s Pier: Winter’s Wake - This was the best house - you traipse through a mostly-deserted New England fishing town haunted by ghostly sailors (not pirates). The house does a great job of making you feel like you are going indoors and outdoors, and it is one of the few HHN houses ever to evoke feelings of melancholy.

Descendants of Destruction - Set in the post-apocalypse, this house takes you from an abandoned subway down to the depths of the Earth, where mutants reign. It's pulled off all right, but is probably strongest in the opening scenes, with impressively realistic derelict subway cars setting the stage.

Super Secret Extra Bonus Tip: The "Golden Hour" - On off-peak nights, in the last hour or so of HHN (from 1 am to 2 am), you are sometimes able to walk through a house alone, without the usual conga line of people in front and behind you. The scareactors will all focus on you, allowing you to truly experience the house as it was conceived and designed.

Guns: The Rich Man's .357 Lever Action - Winchester Model 1892 review

By far the most popular post here on Shangrila Towers is my review of the Rossi 92, a .357 Magnum levergun I bought a decade ago (and have since sold).  The review, titled "The Poor Man's .357 Lever-Action," was pretty frank about the pros and cons of the humble Rossi, which was all I could afford fresh out of law school.

As you might expect, after years of lawyering, I have a bit more disposable income than I did back then, which leads us to today's featured gun - a beautiful Winchester Model 1892 Short Rifle chambered in .357 Magnum:

Fit and Finish

Yes, it's made in Miroku, Japan, but what the new Winchesters lack in authenticity they make up for in modern engineering and good old-fashioned Japanese craftsmanship.  The Winchester's gloss blued finish and walnut stock are noticeably nicer than my old Rossi, though in practical terms I'd bet both guns are about as durable as each other.

This Winchester 1892 (well, at least the Short Rifle model) has a smooth, metal crescent buttplate. It looks great and mounts well, but if I'm being honest, it is not ideal for shooting, since it provides absolutely no cushion for recoil. Another issue is that the gun has a long length of pull - okay for a piece from the end of the 19th century, but out of step for the way people shoot rifles in 2022.

Sights and Trigger

The iron sights that come with the gun are great - a Marble’s gold bead in the front, and a semi buckhorn rear. They worked fine for informally ringing steel at an outdoor range:

The 92's trigger is good - a pretty standard single stage affair that breaks cleanly.  Aside from the trigger, the only other controls on the gun are the well-knurled hammer spur and the controversial/unnecessary modern tang safety. I know traditionalists don't like it, but it's unobtrusive, ambidextrous, and doesn't affect the functioning of the gun one whit if it's not engaged.

Range Report

While I've never used a lever action that ran perfectly 100% with all ammo, the Winchester 1892 fed a wide variety of ammunition well overall - certainly better than my old Rossi. One caveat - the gun (and all 92-style actions) is expressly designed for .357 Magnum, not .38 Special. Feeding .38s is tough on the action and can lead to jams if you don't cycle the gun gingerly.

I found the rifle to be quite accurate.  I managed decent 25 yard offhand groups at my local indoor range, and could have done a lot better if I had a benchrest and outdoor lighting.

Remington UMC 130 gr. FMJ .38 Special - note the circled "A" showing my point of aim. Again, .38s are not indicated for this gun, but I wanted to see if you could use them in a pinch:

Winchester .38 Special 130 gr. FMJ flat nose rounds

Remington .357 Magnum - as expected, the gun shoots better with .357s since the chamber is designed around them:

Conclusion

As Peter from Dawn of the Dead put it, "Ain't it a crime . . . The only person who could miss with this gun is the sucker with the bread to buy it." The Miroku-made Winchester 1892 is a spendy, hard to find, and somewhat archaic .357 Magnum lever action - but you certainly get workmanship and accuracy for your money. Whether that's worth it for your particular zombie apocalypse is in the eye of the beholder.

Tech: Apple iPhone SE (3rd generation) review - The New Old Phone

There was a time when Apple's iPhone was cutting-edge - a hot new tech product no one had ever seen before. Nowadays, iPhones are old hat, with talking points that are more pedestrian than pioneering. Case in point: iPhone 14 touts the "longest battery life ever," emergency SOS signals via satellite, and low light photo taking - not exactly killer features for an $800 phone.

So, when my old hand-me-down iPhone 7 finally kicked the bucket after five years of faithful service, I went out and bought what is essentially the exact same phone with a faster CPU - the third-gen iPhone SE:

Is it flashy? Nope. Is it a better choice than its Android counterpart, the Samsung Galaxy A? Debatable. But this is the cheapest phone you can buy from Apple, and its performance isn't too far off from the top-dog, just-released iPhone 14 models, at least for everyday use. If all you need from your smartphone is to make calls, take pictures, and navigate you to the nearest McDonald's, this is your jam.

Books: The Night Watchman

 

Louise Erdrich has made a career telling stories derived from her Native American heritage, and she tells a very personal one in The Night Watchman.  The book is inspired by the real-life experiences of Erdrich's grandfather in resisting the Indian termination policies of the 1950s. The author pairs that interesting political drama with slice-of-life vignettes about the families and foibles of the Turtle Mountain Chippewa.

The problem here is that those slices don't quite make up a cake.  Erdrich's style and characters are reminiscent of Garrison Keillor's A Prairie Home Companion, but without his flair for humor.  The result is a lukewarm mash of incidents that is only occasionally perked up by ruminations on the relationship of the indigenous peoples to the white man. It's an okay book overall, but not enough happens in the story for me to recommend it.